Humor sticks with most people. What make humor even better is when there is a life lesson attached to it.
Here are 10 funny life quotes that don't need explanation because they can be interpreted in may ways. And I think a lot of them explain themselves.
- "Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure." -Murphy's Law.
- "Anything you lose automatically doubles in value." -Mignon McLaughlin
- "Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad." -Brian Gerald O'Driscoll
- "The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and comming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one." -Erma Bombeck
- "When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." -Will Rogers
- "Nothing sucks more than that moment when you are and argument and you realize you're wrong." -Unknown
- "People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing -- that's why we recommend it daily." -Zig Ziglar
- "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt." -Abraham Lincoln
- "Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead" -Bill McGlashen
- "Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up." -Unknown.
